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The Poets Excuse
(this poem has Been tampered with in 3 places)If I, on a tired winter hump, in the gray , while the teachers prattle, find myself unable to continue If I learn more than I am supposed to and fill up my brain with facts so that trivia explodes violently from my ears If must excuse myself and because of this condition take leave to find a place Where I can empty my head To make room for more Who will tell me that I rape farm animals?
Arrows lodged in the Furniture (This one has been teh edited as well) Now the expensive wine sits untasted Their unfriendly eyes glare contemptuously Their mouths are set in accusing frowns And the lovely rose on the table has lost its lovely smell
Go, Cupid, you compassionate negotiator Your heart-shaped arrows, a little solution Your help could free some folded arms Your mysterious bow is defreosting hearts, a furnace emulation
But the multitudinous arrows are lodged in the furniture! Magical heart-shapes clatter against the floor One challenging silence is not replaced with two apologies Cupid, your untrained aim is creating an awful mess of missed arrows Those stray arrows are struck everywhere but their targets! Cupid is such crappy archer OMG
Jury of Peers You didnt mean that Now apologize with a sarcastic sorry That makes you feel better That you havent been belittled
When the lesson is hard You never learn You who could teach the wise You who has no mentor You who wishes to learn
Sweat on your brow While the verdict is reached By your jury of peers And you are the judge
I studied law as well The hearing is adjured
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