im here in web design but have scarce time cuz its lunch. so check out the new photoshop thats it. its so 1337 that by looking at it you gain experience points WOW

 

posting in web design again..... its friday and i still havent completed that blog, but i got the monopoly pic up FOR REAL now, im not sure if this is supposed to be funny or not, but its there nonetheless

+PLUS some "lets photoshopping omid"

 

Oh yeah, and for those who werent there (almost everyone i know) me simon, and brad went to this "creating DVD's" expo at Autoshop... er desk.... and there food OMG, but it was almost gone when we got there, so we were left with nachos and (expensive) cheese and it WAS good, plus a coke that sounded like a mortar when i opened it becuase of the awsome accoustics random quote from...

 

Simon: you know, opening it slower doesnt make less noise....

 

and simon had a couple of fits of the giggles a la Mr. Isles class that forced him to go to leave so he wouldnt disturb everyone... brad listened to ddr mp3s instead of the panelists, and the DVD player kept screwing up.... and the sound system sucked so you couldnt hear the speaker (but people still laughed at the jokes wtf), despite the awsome accoustics.

okay then from before we went to an EXTREMELY wrong location that we THOUGHT was where it was but it really WASNT. and this big fat dumb security guard came out to tell us that we cant loiter. every time simon asked him about hte DVD thing, he was like "i dont know about that, but theres this MCUA (or some other acronym)meeting going on down the hall..." then simon would say "no, we are looking for this DVD production thing", and he would say "well, there is an MCUA meeting going on down the hall..." you just said that, dumbshit....

here i am updating the site in web desingn.... still no friday part 2 yet (SO lazy).... but i DID crank out a new photoshop masterpiece for your image sweet tooth. its actually one i made a while ago, but it had been ruined by a DIKS EROR AAARG!! but i doctored this baby back up to its original glory, so check it out

in preparation for the holidays, i might make a christmas themed photoshopping or two.... heh...

 

 

time to get off...... offline that is XD....

Okay, what a great Friday!

It all started in the break time between 6^th and 7^th period... I happenned upon good ol Steve in teh halls, who informed me that him and Felix (and maybe Bill) were going to San Dominico. SO I was like "haha screw 7^th period (OMG im SUCH a badass), lets going to teh San Dominico" Bill did not end up coming, and so me, Felix, and Steve got into the car while "Stomp it to my beat" was teh playingz !oh jeez! Sorry ryan, no arry potta... So then we went on the freeway. Then we took the San Rafael exit. Then Steve had "business to take care of in central San Rafael, so we dropped him off. Me and felix decided it was high time for a couple of rockstars. We went to felixs fo $ and some oranges. I found 12 cents in his car. He suggested that we be all "lets buying" at Trada Joes, and I didnt think they would have rockstar... OH MAN how wrong was I?? VERY WRONG.

But im getting ahead of myself cuz we didnt get rockstars. YET. We parked at SR high school (OMG we are SUCH traitors) and we decided to enter the campus for good time. Some girls asked us if we were high school students (disbelief I guess?) and we walked around and saw some girl felix knew named Claire (which is important later) and wandered around some more, and discovered the dildo/statue, and then we found Hannahs chem class. Thier teacher was SO COOL he let us come in and sit in the desks and watch an expiriment. Hannah was being her usual crazy self and some guy with MAD freckles was sitting ON his desk, and the teacher was having of ubertrouble with lighting this candle, and ran out of matches, and borrowed some pothead girls lighter and used like inscense or something to light it in the end. It was wierd, but SO much cooler than my chemistry calss (not to diss Mannion or anything). PLUS SR gets so many more props than TL cuz they own us. TL is SRs BITCH. Cuz SR=WAY nicer, better funded, dildo statues. I mean OMG they rox0r us!

THEN we got rockstars! OMG OMG And then the fun began OMG. Cuz we got Rockstars at trada joes fo like unda 2 greenbacks (although we payed in quarters).... felix payed me way (thanx0r felix!) then we came to the conclusion of "lets chugging" and we DID. We like uber-chugged by trada joes and you KNOW you are hardcore when some tough looking mexican guy tells you to "be careful"!!!

So we chugged, and we had posession of a lot of hyperness, and then went back to SR (a 47 second walk) and on the way Felix had the brilliant idea of stealing a car. NOPE. Too much time, not enough patience, too much energy, not legal enough. Then back to SR where we conversed with some other girl who insisted on being in someone elses shadow, and we discussed the dildo/statue (which turned out to be a statue of louis pastuer OMG) and V-neck pants (penal cleavage anyone?) then she, er they, left and we saw AP and some other girl on her cell phone and this guy with small testicles (or so he says... hmmmm)..... nm. And then we walked somewhere else and saw Clair again talking with people. Then claire left so we just talked with the other people. There was a guy called campbell who plays football, this asian guy andy who had a supa coo shirt, and a girl on a bike who didnt like her last name, and a cute asian girl whos name neither me nor Felix can remember. We talked wit hthem for a while then took a leak in an SR bathroom (which had NO SOAP GROSS) and then we went to meet Steve and nessa by starbucks. After having the brilliant idea of having a LAN PARTY in the intersection by starbucks and talking about how gay spiderman has made us, nessa came in her cool coat and complained about her sore legs. She also said she needed a wig so we went to the costume shop on third street. Okay, where the fun was concerned, we were having. I would go so far as to say we were OWNING. We OWNED fun. Okay, well, anyways, we (steve, nessa, felix, and I, to refresh yo memory) had fun trying on different costumes and wigs and glasses and hats and such. I dressed up as a pimp (not that I wasnt already), nessa wore a Mrs. Santa Claus outfit, and we all wore rediculous wigs (especially the brown ponytails one BLEGH). The costume store lady got mad at us too, she told us to put everything back and that whole bit, then she said "thats just what I tell all the little 8 year old kids who come in here to play around." =P. So tththththen, we decided to WANDER to Jack in the box for food and sexual favours... er, did I just type that? Anways, mine and felixs caffiene high only added to the chaos, because there was chaos a lot in many forms and it was indeed plentiful. Indeed. Nessa bought me a "jumbo-burger" (thanxor nessa!) the eating of which was (b4u) glorious since I hadnt eaten yet all day. Felix invented the paper bag hat, plans for the vending of orgasms at fast food restaraunts was formulated, felix may have masturbated, nessa got owned with mental imagery. Wierdness struck when special guest appearances were made by AP and Mr. Coleman. ROCK ON. A good time was "lets having" by allz.....z0r....

So then we wanedered back? Yeah, we did, just by a different route, one that lead to the arcade. Wierdness once again struck as simon happened to be driving by and saw us and got out to join us. He was supposed to be meeting Shane and Marissa by Bananas at Large (heh what a dumb place to meet XP)... and we passed the arcade on the way over so we stopped by (against simons fereverent rejection of the idea) and nessa steve and felix were mesmerized by Chris doing R&P on maniac and jumbo owning (or maybe jumbowning?) house style. Simon finally dragd us awayz and we went to meet marissa and shane. When we arrived at Bananas at Large (OMG WTF) we ment up with shane, marissa and sioban, except that felix had to leave. This brought up the girl to guy ratio a lot which is always good. Im going to cut the blog off here cuz its hyperlong already and theres plenty more from this colossal sack of kinky sexual implements.... which means that I will finish blogzing about Friday lata.

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

 

 

 

 

 

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