How's it going worms?
Heh, quote from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. I AM TEH AT MARINZ. Watch out yo the grand-daddy of pimpin' is back in Marin with a fat old grin (I could so be a rappa' omg). And I am damn tired. I want to blog all about everything that happened while I was away like ever, but that would take until, like, maybe, the sun rising, or something. So I'll give you the important highlights... in NOT in bullet format. w00t.
First, let me say that I'm using a new keyboard (I was using my mom's one before, but she took it back), and it is the CEO of SuckCo Inc. It, like, bigtime is too. You know... like, BIGTIME. Anyways, onto theimpotentimportant stuff. On the drive down I pointed out which eighteen-wheeler drivers had mustaches and which didn't, because obviously the ones without mustaches aren't REAL truck drivers.. and if they are they're probably violating some sort of Union rules anyways. We stopped for the night near Six Flags Magic Mountain... so we could go there. And we did. My dad rammed the top of the truck into some sign thing at the place where you pay for parking cuz the moving truck thing was all tall. We went on some rides, but at the end of the night we went on this ride called X. We waited in line for like 3 hours, but then it was all worth it cuz it was by far the best roller coaster EV4RRRRRR. It 0wn3d your FACE like a lot. Then the next day we went to my dad's old house and packed the truk with a bunch of stuff. Then we went to his new place and unloaded. It sounds easy when you just SAY it, but his stuff was DAMN heavy. and there was a DAMN ot of it. It may have just been one of the SUCKIEST things I've ever done. I got really tired and sore and stuff and it sucked. Then the next day we unloaded what we had been too tired to do the night before. Then I played Phantasy Star 3 on the GBA for a few hours. Ten I ate and went to sleep at like 7. It was damn hot down there. The next day I just played a lot of Metroid Prime ( I brought my GameCube) and it was cool. But I was still sore and tired and it was still hot so it still kind of sucked. Then Friday I went to work with Dad and he got a call on his cell phone on the way in and I asked him "Who was that?" and he said "That was my co-worker... she's cute..." And I just laughed a bunch. Then we went and he went to some meeting and I just sat at his computer and messed around on the internet. I was in a cubicle. I felt like Dilbert. It was cool. Then he came back and him and his co-worker were all talking about some salesguy gaying them with some licensing thing. Then they were talking about sueing the guy and then they talked about sueing and how people don't just sue for random crap in Canada (she was a true Canadian). Then someone mentioned how things like Judge Judy and that crap don't help the whole thing. Then she was like "Judge Judy is so gay." XDXDXD OMG MOST AWSOME THIGN EV4R a woman actually said gay OMGOMGOMG XDXD me and Dad laughed our posteriors off XD. It was the best thing since sliced bread omg. Then Dad had more meetings and stuff to go to so he dropped me off at this arcade and gave me a $20 bill for tokens. For $20 I got 104 tokens WTFFF. Thats SOOOO MANY. OMG YOU HAVE NO IDEA. It was like just sooo many I didnt know what to do with myself. Better yet... they had 5th Mix and Extreme. And DanceFreaks. And two Beatmania machines. And Purcussion Freaks. I was in HEAVEN. They say heaven is a '59 metallic grey... but they are sooo wrong cuz that was heaven. I played a very very large amount of Beatmania. Actually aside from like 10 rounds of DDR and a few games of Dragon's Lair 2 all I played was Beatmania. It's teh AWSEAME GAEM! I almost beat 20, November and I 0wn3d Metal Gear Solid sooo many timed omg it was fun. And there was this song called Hellscape or Hellscrape or something and it ruled sooo much but it was hard and I couldn't beat it. Then we went to go drive home and the whole way we kept saying how things were "so gay" like my Dads co-worker did. It was uber-funnnyz/. The sun was being so gay. It was like the mayor of Gayopolis. So now no one can ever get mad at anyone else for saying gay because a woman said it. Then I was like OMG theer is still sooo much distance between me and San Rafael omg this sucks. Then I had to pee. Then it was all dark and things started to sucks. I kept falling asleep but it sucked cuz Mustangs arent comfortable at all. Then We stopped at a rest stop place and my dad shut the car of fand put the car alarm on and went to sleep. Then I couldn't get back to sleep. And the windows were only open a crack. I was going crazy and I needed air. So I opened the door for air and the car alarm went off. Then my dad woke up, turned it off, and opened the windows some more. But it still wasn't enough. I sat there all wanting air and suffering and stuff and the car alarm was still on adn my dad was still asleep. It sucked a lot. So I wait for like an hour in the hot oxygenless car and finally my dad wakes up. Then he goes to the bathroom and leaves the car alarm on again. I also need to use the bathrrom, but cant leave the car cuz the alarm is on. And I'm still suffocating. GAY. So he finally comes back and then I go use the bathrrom then we get back on the highway. Now the windows are completely open. Then we stop for gas and my dad gets a Frappachinno (or howevr the hell its spelled) and a Rockstar, to keep him awake. Then we somehow finally got home and here I am. I MISS BETTY WAAAH! Okay... breathe... it's going to be okay...
Im damn tired now so Im going to sleep til like 5 in the afternoon or something. Its five in the morning now. Okay goodnight. Be excellent to each other.
Levi ~ spot828@hotmail.com ~ 8/9/2003 04:23:41 AM