I was on my way to school this morning, and a funny thing happened. I scared about seven birds into flight that were peacefully standing on the sidewalk! Well, I didn't think much of it at first, but I later considered the implications of my actions. I wondered to myself, "Why were those birds peacefully standing on the sidewalk?" Maybe it was a family reunion. They could have been simply taking a break from pooping on expensive stuff. Perhaps it was a good natured game of cricket. I thought it might have been a clandestine meeting where bird agents exchanged the microfilm that was in thier butt. Then it struck me. It was simply obvious that this meeting was the product of months worth of peace talks, and they were finally coming to an agreement. I could see it in the way the birds chirped and stuff. But I interupted thier final peace gesture, and most likely caused them to commit to many more decades of bitter fighting. Wow, I feel so guilty... it makes me want to go stuff my face with food. Actually, that doesn't sound so bad.
Well, the moral of this story is to not disturb bird peace talks unless you are hungry. Okay, while you wait for my next Blog, ponder this advice. Keep a tub of Jell-o by you bed, and whenever you feel the need to do something stupid, just stick you head in the Jell-o and yell, "Boy, I'm tired!" (adapted from Dilbert)
Levi ~ spot828@hotmail.com ~ 2/27/2003 06:43:34 PM
Here's all the jobs (this could be completely wrong) for Final Fantasy Tactics Advance:
-Soldier
-Paladin
-Fighter
-Thief
-Ninja
-White Mage
-Black Mage
-Magician
-Blure Mage
-Archer
-Hunter
-Warrior
-Dragon Knight
-Guardian Knight
-Gladiator
-White Monk
-Bishop
-Temple Knight
-Time Mage
-Alchemist
-Monster Tamer
-Shape Shifter
-Sage
-Fencer
-Channeller
-Red Mage
-Summoner
-Assassin
- Sniper
-Animal Trainer
-Moogle Knight
-Gunner
-Juggler
-Mechanic
Levi ~ spot828@hotmail.com ~ 2/27/2003 06:25:38 PM