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evilflatkiwi ~ theinternetfantom@hotmail.com ~ 1/25/2003 12:30:30 PM
TERRA LINDA TERRORIST BY R.J. MCDUFFIE
Rick Cataldi's (my foreign arch nemesis whom I would do anything to see on death row), first day of school at TL was on September 11, 2001. Coincidence? I don't think so. I now know the truth. I know all about Cataldi and his terrorist acts, and how it all was meant to to coincide with the attacks on the east coast on the same day. He DID commit an act of terrorism by enlisting at Terra Linda High. He has been annoying the hell out of anyone and everyone he encounters since his arrival, but that is just the beggining.
As part of my research into Cataldi's terrorist motives and intentions, I went to TL undercover as a random guy with a goatee and a walky talky during a teacher work day in hopes of discovering any information regarding Cataldi that the faculty keeps secret. It was 7:31 a.m. It seemed like a ghost town with out all of the familiar hustle and bustle of students. After patrolling the 100 hall, I proceeded to the 300 hall. So far there was no sign of any teachers. But then when I came closer to the 300 hall, I heard the sound of partying.
Cheers of joy, that song that goes Celebrate Good Times, Come On!, and the sound of champagne bottles popping open were coming from that room with all of the couches. I peered in through the square window on the door and saw all of the teachers who have had and currently have Cataldi as a student partying under a huge blue and green banner that read, "Happy No Rick Cataldi Day!" I had never seen the teachers this happy. Ms. O'Brien and Mr. Coleman where swing dancing. Mr. Sorenson was chugging beer out of his tuba as Mr. Robie and Ms. Gonzales were cheering on. The rest of the faculty were occupied with Crocidile Mile and a giant version of the game Mouse Trap. I decided to take a chance and try to talk to them to find out some dirt on Cataldi that I could use to further my investigation.
I swiftly entered and no one even looked at me. I was in. The music ended and I noticed Mr. Coleman walking over to the dart board with the picture of Cataldi on it. He started to throw the darts and I joined him. Mr. Coleman yelled out, "Alright, an eye-shot!" I commended the shot and casually started talking about how great No Rick Cataldi Day was. I knew if I played the right cards I could get the info I needed. So I asked him what he thinks of when he hears the name Rick Cataldi. His response was, "Yoo-Hoo. Definatley Yoo-Hoo." I just laughed and replied in a loud friendly, manner, "Yeah, I know what you mean." I left the room and went outside to think.
Yoo-Hoo? Why the hell would Cataldi make Mr. Coleman think of a chocolate drink that comes in a carton? I was about as confused as a baby in a topless bar, but I was determined to find out more.
To be continued.
ryan ~ ryanmcduffie@hotmail.com ~ 1/24/2003 07:48:57 PM
XD
Levi ~ spot828@hotmail.com ~ 1/24/2003 11:39:32 AM
Okay, I have to make a public apology for the huge lack updates recently. they can be attributed to teh fact that my comopter frequently freezes when trying to conjtact teh modem. I have also had little time, but that never mattered. Plus, I am putting too much computer time into Deus Ex. Anyways, I am curently in the computer room at break. While I was away, I have been on only one Philandering, have played DDRextreme, done a lot of school, finished finals, gotten some mediocre grades, and spent a lot of time on teh "electric telephone" with Betty.
From Ryan: Rick Cataldi guzzles smeg.
I take no responsibility for that comment. I want to play GTA Nice City when it comes out.
Levi ~ spot828@hotmail.com ~ 1/24/2003 09:50:39 AM