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- November 10, 2002 - 6:05 PM -
A FRIDAY HAS OCCURED!!! but it didnt include much philadering.... it was all meaty arcade..... and a little bit of spaghetti....
the first thing of note that happened that day was 3rd period (GRRRR)
actually it was b4(u) that... right before in fact cuz at break i cought a wiff of news from Steve that there was a movie seeing/going/happening/thing after school
but real shiznats started after school when i went to the arcade and eventually to see movie with: Simian, Jeff, Jaimez, Felix, Steve, and Vlad.
from here on i have split the blog into its respective activities, and i have graded all the activities from A-F
Activity 1: Arcade
At the arcade i got beat at soul calibur 2 by this MASTERFUL guy named Dave. Jaimez flexed nuts at the old Marvel vs. Capcom 2. Jeff used/had my cellphone/bitch hella times, and felix attacked one of the machines and got kicked out!!! i had a large Peanut Butter flavoured ice cream and it was of the tasting beneficial. i also saw steven's brother Eric (i think he faced Jaimez at Marvel vs Capcom 2) at the arcade as well as Gabe playing soul calibur.
Grade: B- good transition from school to friday fun
Activity 2: Jackass
then it was off to see JACKASS:::: the movie. you are either a person who will hate this movie or a person who will find it to be THE funniest thing they have ever seen. i was the latter. the plot: a bunch of guys do really stupid stuff....
pros: i Luaghed the entire time....
cons: more man ass and man balls than i ever wanted to see. EVER EVER.
we were supposed to yell owned when people got hurt, but it wasnt very coordinated, so we just ended up yelling it individually every once and a while. or it woud be like this: normally when someone gets really hurt people go "OOOOOOoohh". but to increase efficiancy: "OOOOOOoohh-wned"
Grade: A- it really was VERY funny
Activity 3: Jeff's Car
jeff had to drive Simbo and Vlad home, then we went to my house (where i made them wait for a long time) nad to jeffs mom's house (which has lots of kinky sex toys lying around and some cool sunglasses). jaimez freestylered like whut on the tile floor with his wet sneakers. a put my head out the window a lot.
Grade: C- not quite as fun as the comic makes it look (although i DID get to play with Tulio)
Activity 4: THE ARCADE (its been a few days, for those who were there, if i left anything out let me know)
okay WHERE TO START.... we met simon and brad at the oasis, so it was me, jeff, jaimez, brad, and simon. since there was no one at the oasis, we went to the arcade on foot. and it was like "SO THATS WHERE EVERYONE WENT" cuz there were hella mofos at that location. to be exact (at twelve o clock, rock this spot, its too damn hot) the people there were: Bryan, Sophie, Hannah, Adam, Conrad (who i dont know AT ALL), and this other guy, OH AND ALSO chris!!!
to begin with Jeff had to leave early on cuz his mom came or something. then we DDRed and stuff, and I met Hannah for the first time in real life, she said i am too old to be levi, and apparently Simon is Evil Davis. the real fun started when me Bryan, and Jaimez went to get Rockstars (the ULTIMATE caffiene drink) and chugged them back at the arcade. THEN THE ENERGY STARTED FLOWING!!!! i dont know the order that things happened so here are some key points:
-Jaimez and Bryan tried not to kick the can on Kick the Can maniac with rockstar cans. bryan failed relatively miserably while Jaimez almost made it. Jaimez and Jeff tried it much later in the night and Jaimez passed (using my FAT arizona iced tea can) while Jeff kicked it on the first note (on purpose i think)
-SING ALONGS!!! some random guys came in to play DDR and we made it our business to ruin thier DDR experience via singing along. they played Walkie Talkie, which sounds just like Boom Boom Dollar, so we sang along with Boom Boom Dollar lyrics, and we were horrbily off beat to boot. we also yelled lyrics to songs they werent playing. we also started singing Captain Jack lyrics to a song Simon was playing that wasnt captiain jack. then simon DID play captain jack, and we sang the lyrics off beat HEHEH!!! we also did the classic "Shaba! Shaba-la-ba-la-Shaba-haba-GAY!!!!" during Afronova (at which Chris laughed hystericaly) and other random singalongs that do not come to mind at the minute. to say the least, it was the loudest it has EVER been in the arcade.
-Matt sulkis, trevor park, and Hugh (speeled right?) Hunter were there, and they got to see the amazing DDR playage. I yelled "CUSS AND SPIT" in matt's face at one point. he gave me a look that suggested he doubted i was the same Levi who goes to TL. matt and trevor played mortal combat
-Soul Calibur was broken. NOOOOO!!! its the only game worth playing there besides (of course) DDR, and it was broken!!! grrr!!!
-ROCKSTAR OMG I GOT SO HYPER!!!! there is no way to express in a simple blogz how HYPER i was. i dare say i was HYPERer than Bryan, if such a thing is possible. I was like "lets louding". On the way to Brads in the Griffin van i just WOULDNT SHUT UP. i yelled a LOT at the arcade. ""I'VE GOT CAPS LOCK ON EVERYBODY!!!!!""...
-i passed another 9 footer!!! but i dont remember what it was
-people jumped over the bar
-jaimez took his glasses off
- i mysteriously lost 15 dollars
-sophie liked my pants
- i read bryan's poem
-i own soul calibur for dreamcast (dont ask)
-i played 1,2,3,4,007 four or five times!!! i love that song X[)
-CHRIS ROCKS. we watched him do doubles and sudden on HARD ASS dongs... er, songs
-at one point the canadians at the arcade outnumbered the non-canadians
thats about it for the arcade, although im probably forgeting stuff
Grade: A+++++ IT WAS SO MUCH FUN OMG
i didnt go to the dance at san dominico cuz stephanie wasnt going... but im not going to talk about that now cuz i dont want to get all depressed
theres more stuff that happened later that day and the next day but this blogz is long enough, so maybe ill write it later
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- November 7, 2002 - 5:25 PM -
YAYAYAY!!! stephanie emailed saying shes depressed so i called to cheer up!!! woo things are looking up.... and if im wrong, at least im in a good mood!!=P
as you have probably noticed, i put some philandering photos beside the blogz as kind of a.... sample. i will have them link to philandering pages once i get those pages up...
first i need to have a friday where we philander
i dont think i will go to the san dominico dance
school is being homosexual, someone needs to kick it's ass
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- November 6, 2002 - 7:08 PM -
Im depressed hella. Stephanie, my girlfriend (sort of), did not email today (it is more complicated than just that), and my grades suck, and i had 3rd period today (few will get the reason for that)... i wrote a depressing poem in case anyone else wants to be depressed too
exta props if you can guess who the poem is about and your name isnt simon
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- November 5, 2002 - 11:12 AM -
Added The Good, The Bad, and Francisco. regularly check for a pulse
***also!! made droogie pics smaller for your convenience and for my webspace. photoshopped the droogie limbo a little for those who are looking for that little "extra something"
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- November 4, 2002 - 8:33 PM -
MY PARENTS ARE BEING INTERNET NAZIS!!! loosely translated, i am being pretty much restricted to short sessions to check my email. CURSE THIS 56K!! basically im f**ked...
!for those who dont care! my GPA=3.00.... thats bad newzzzz
In more pleasant news, i got a hair cut instead of doing my homework, and im uploading the droogie pictures... JUST FOR YOU
WHICH REMINDS ME!!! Ben sent our droogie pics to some website and THAT SHIZNIT GOT POSTED!! check it out:
http://www.geocities.com/malcolmtribute/
i will probably have The Good, The Bad, and Francisco up tomorrow so come on back and laugh at this little bit of photoshop magic... or die
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- November 2, 2002 - 12:04 AM -
MY 1ST BLOGZ.... get ready:
WELCOME TO NOVEMBER EVERYONE!!!! i trust you are all sick like ducks after all that halloweening and candying..... cuz I sure am..... there is a bad reaction when human and sugar mix in the wrong proportion....
anyways, there was no philandering this week due to Halloween happenings and such, so I will tell you about that:
WE DRESSED AS DROOOGIES!!!! YAYAYAY!!! ITS from clockwork orange if you are confused.... I was georgie!!. the other were:
Ben- Alex
Ryan- Pete (he looked JUST LIKE HIM im so serious)
Max- Dim.... except with no chain and black pants... but we forgive you
YOU GUYS it was soo cool we had the whole accent and the canes and everything!!! 1337
SO YEAH we were like the best costume there... mostly cuz me and ben had big old JOCKSTRAPS on the OUTSIDE of our pants!!! well actually it was supposed to be a CODPIECE (is that spelled right?)... never have i had so many girls looking at my crotch=P!!! not kidding!! anyways....
yeah there were a bunch of seniors dressed as harem girls... er, i mean genies... and OMG ninjas!!!
Then off to BENS for the OLD milk!!(without Max ;_;) YES (MOVIE REFERENCE).... then we drank it!!! (the milk) and we listened to the 9th (MOVIE REFERENCE)... we ate oreos too (not a movie reference) and listened to DJ OTZI YEAH (DEFINETELY not a movie reference)!!!....
then we trick of the treat-ing-ed in the neighborhood they call Marinwood.... cuz it was near Simon's house --significance explained later--... so the people who knew what we were LOVED the costumes... those who didnt know what we were usually showed signs of confusion or joviality (is it really a word?)..... or disgust (THANK YOU CODPIECE!!).... and one lady even invited us in for a minute HOW FOOLISH----- getting of candy, scaring of children..... fun was had by all.... and catherine showed up to boot!!
OKAY Simon's house.... this was the coolest!! he used a projector to play horror movie DVD's [ like "plague of the zombies" =[) ] on his garage door!!!! YOWZERS THAT IS an eleven out of ten on the creativity scale!!! and hecka drinks and candy and stuff..... SHANE WHERE THE *FIZPOP* WERE YOU?!?! anyways it was fun and we drank sodas and ate candy and i managed to not get sick from candy somehow.... plus Ben had his digital camera and we got some digital pictures!!! DROOGIE PICS!!! like the droog limbo (only a few will enjoy it)--- and thats not all folks--- catherine was making simon uncomfortable to boot!! thouroughly entertaining night it was!!
in case you guys didnt notice i a LOT of energy when i wrote this.... and i expatiated (VOCAB WORD)
I GOT A NECCO WAFER FROM SOMEONE WHILE TRICKING OR TREATING
Levi ~ spot828@hotmail.com ~ 11/16/2002 07:53:34 PM